Oscar Wilde Once Said...

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

Overheard

Overheard this morning, after the coffee maker overflowed in the kitchen, soiling all the electrical appliances nearby:

"No, no, everything's fine. There are just flames coming out of the microwave."

Quotable

I'm not telling you it is going to be easy, I'm telling you it is going to be worth it. -- Art Williams

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough. -- Mario Andretti

Changing for the better is often more about getting others to accept that you have changed. -- Aries horoscope

Donkey punch me. -- Wes Ferguson