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John Mayer: Attack of the Mankini!

Musician and Gap flack John Mayer shows the world what he's working with in a "Borat" inspired one-piece bikini thong. Sexy time.


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I don't know why people say he looks like he smells funny. Maybe it's the hair. Aside from the white boy fro, dude appears to be clean. In fact he's looking pretty fit. I never would have guessed he's rocking such a tight body.

Normally I wouldn't comment on a celebrity (I get my fill working as a news editor for an entertainment site). I figured why not try something new? I mean seriously, that picture is an instant classic. Two reasons: At first glance, it looks like he's naked, and B)-it also appears a flag is sticking out his ass.

That's my kind of man.


Way more pics and the (actually very funny) story behind them at That's Blogastic

The Real Guy is Real Average

This site hasn't had any cock in awhile, so I thought today's post would feature a little dick.

Little being a key word here. The Real Guy Doll is sporting some real average wood. Plastic, whatever.

I'm not exactly what to make of this. Size isn't everything -- it's not like I'm going to blow the real doll guy -- but these life-size sex dolls are rather expensive. All I'm saying is if I paid $6,000 for a silicone boyfriend, I'm paying by the inch, not centimeter. I'd expect a little more bang for the buck. Wait, is he battery operated?

Unclear. However, I think this next picture -- possibly the most hilarious, non-sexy thing I’ve ever seen -- perfectly sums up the real doll guy's function:Stick it in! At least we know he takes it like a man, without a whimper.

I’m one to really try and think out a situation, but I’m honestly a little stumped by this trend. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some little Miss Priss in the bedroom. Bring on the handcuffs, blindfolds and vibrators. Accessories are fun.

Still, the idea of sticking my dick in a jack-off sleeve, pocket pussy, whatever, just seems a little unnecessary. Fucking an inanimate object doesn’t turn me on. Without any need for those types of toys, it’s difficult to even theoretically ponder an upgrade to a life size silicone human. But whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Personally, even drunk and desperate, I’d rather take matters into my own hands.

Dragon Cock

On the flip side:

Yes, I just HAD to find someone with a tattood peen. Dragon cock! Ouch. And yet ... kinda hot.

Now the obvious question, would you let the dragon in your cave? I'm total slut so you know I'd kiss that snake.

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