A Very MySpace Meme
I have a love-hate relationship with mySpace.
Of course it's great to meet new people from all over the world and keep up with friends both far and near ... but there's a let down when nothing is happening on the boards and my inbox is empty. However, I do appreciate the irony of a social networking site that makes me feel unloved.
Still, when you're bored, there's nothing better than a list of random questions to pass the time. So let's begin!
If you had to delete one person off of your top friend's list, who would it be?
"whom" not who, and nobody
Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. You...
Wave?
Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Joy
Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
Pride
When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Basically every moment of every day
What is the last thing you spent money on?
Afrin 12-hour nasal spray; that stuff works wonders but it's supposedly addictive or something. You can only use it for three days. It's like a horror movie! (in raspy voice)...three...days...
Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list?
Suppository Spelling
What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
Ick. I hate onions. They taste gross and upset my tummy.
Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I drop pretty easily and have been fighting a cold, so it's likely I've dropped a 3-5 pounds. To quote 'Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion,' "Getting mono was like, the best diet ever."
Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Crunchy! OMG Cheetos are my favorite white trash treat.
If you had to sleep with one of your teachers from high school, who would it be?
Ew. Old and gross.
The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say to them?
Thank you
Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Evan or Jaron, I suppose, depending on how gay I want him to be.
What are you craving right now?
A new cell phone
What was the last thing you cried about?
Health Ledger's death made me start thinking about all this shit on my way home from work yesterday. It had been a long, hard and crazy day, it was cold, raining and gloomy all around, I've been sick, plus some other personal shit. It just all came to a head. When I parked outside my apartment, I just started balling out of control. For about 30 seconds and then I was done with that.
When you buy something and the change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Keep it. The cashier is already getting paid. That's my change, bitch.
What color is your tissue box?
Grey
Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
nope
What is the last voice mail you received about?
Random dinner invite
Have you ever blocked someone on Myspace before?
Yep
Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Probably getting robbed at gunpoint
Do you wear a name tag at work?
nope
What kind of car do you drive?
Silver Jetta. I know, so gay!
What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I generally avoid fast food, but the Bell pulls me in now and then. I like the bean burrito and soft spicy chicken with an apple empanada. Oh, and the nachos bell grande!
Have you ever had a garage sale?
People have shared garages and therefore 'yard sales' in LA, but no.
What color is your iPod?
That's my personal, private business and I thank you very much.
What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Corona
Are you happy right now?
No. I'm annoyed at work.
Who came over last?
Tomas
Do you drink beer?
Only when offered
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No, but we used to tell my little brother we had another sibling in between that we secretly disposed of and made it look like an accident. Tragic
What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
I just have my big Jetta remote key thing, and three other keys. I don't understand people who have like a billion keys and all those huge trinkets hanging everywhere. How do you fit that in your pocket? I don't get it.
What was the last movie you watched at home?
The first half of 'Spiderman 3' before I got bored and went to bed
What is in your pocket?
My keys in one pocket, the other, my phone -- which is on vibrate. Text me, I could use the thrill
Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
People always seem to approach me directly. I'm easy like that
Where do you hurt?
I'm fighting a cold so my head and everything connected to it hurts right now
Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
What am I, 12?
What DVD is in your DVD player?
Probably pilates or power yoga
What's something fun you did today?
I sent Jimmy a picture to say good morning
What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Wal-who? I would never shop at that crappy piss stop. Target is just a dressed up Wal-Mart so I hate that place too, although I begrudgingly shop there because they have cheap stuff for kitty.
When is your birthday?
April 7
Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Scooby-Doo air freshener
How many states in the US have you been to?
Obviously Ohio, because I grew up there, California because I live there now…and every state in between as I drove here from there. Twice. I've also been to Florida, West Virginia, Michigan and Mexico
What kind of milk do you drink?
Non-fat or soy
What are you going to do after this?
Probably write about Heath Ledger or Britney Spears (occupational hazard).
What about your favorite dessert?
German chocolate cake, or anything chocolate, basically
What is something you need to go shopping for?
Cat food, as well as people food. Notice how I put the cat first! I'd make a good daddy.
Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Aside from my last name, no. Both my brothers share middle names with family, mine was intentionally different. It's like they knew I was about to break the mold.
What kind of car do your siblings drive?
I honestly have no idea. They live far away.
Do you like pickles?
Pickle Sickle!!
Is someone in love with you?
sigh
What color is your couch?
Light blue
Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No
Does someone like you right now?
I probably have a few stalkers out there. Haha. Actually there is supposedly some dude here at work that likes me, but I don't know who he is or what he looks like. His blabbing girlfriend who works at the cafeteria told me. It's a little creepy. But hot.
Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
I'm sure I could take the test without any problem. It doesn't seem like it's that hard to piss on a stick.
Favorite pop-tart flavor?
Chocolate, strawberry, blueberry
Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Not currently.
What are your plans for the weekend?
Big birthday bash for a longtime friend Friday, hopefully catching up with an old friend Saturday and possibly going to an 80's-themed party in the valley. Sunday is rest day.
Do you like the color green?
Blue & green are my fav colors
Who was the last person to send you u a text message?
Jay
Last restaurant you went to:
Thai
How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5 to 6
Do you swear at your parents?
Only if they have it coming
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I'm always thinking of me, so yes
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
yes
What is your ring tone?
'no holla back girl' -- because I ain't ya bitch
What were you doing at midnight last night?
already asleep
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