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Monday, February 18, 2008

Matthew Fox Needs to Stop Doing Sex to Me with His Eyes

Even with a leather mask over his face, Matthew is still doing sex to me with his eyes. I can feel it.

Two for one! Yes, I know it's just a cardboard cut out. Don't be a Matthew Fox, Matthew Fox as Racer-X double penetration dream crusher.

I wish I could find a promotional pic from his upcoming film, because Matthew is looking better than ever for the new 'Speed Racer' movie, in which he plays Speed's archnemesis. Oh and by the way, he's clad from head-to-toe in black leather. Drool.

I said stop, Matthew! I'm creaming in my pants damn you!!

Now I'm all sticky.

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