John Mayer: Attack of the Mankini!

Musician and Gap flack John Mayer shows the world what he's working with in a "Borat" inspired one-piece bikini thong. Sexy time.


Nice butt floss!

I don't know why people say he looks like he smells funny. Maybe it's the hair. Aside from the white boy fro, dude appears to be clean. In fact he's looking pretty fit. I never would have guessed he's rocking such a tight body.

Normally I wouldn't comment on a celebrity (I get my fill working as a news editor for an entertainment site). I figured why not try something new? I mean seriously, that picture is an instant classic. Two reasons: At first glance, it looks like he's naked, and B)-it also appears a flag is sticking out his ass.

That's my kind of man.


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