Toe Thumb
Sweet baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph!I sincerely thought my eyes were deceiving me when I saw this photo with the accompanying headline; "Carpenter Replaces Severed Thumb with Big Toe."
Toe Thumb!
Obviously, having an opposable thumb is a good thing -- about 40 percent of hand function depends upon it -- and as a carpenter he clearly works with his hands. I'm all for freaky Dr. Frankenstein-type surgery, but I would suggest however, after you've cut off your own damn thumb that maybe it's time to rethink your career path.
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posted by Fergie @ 11:55 AM
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3 Comments:
I think an important question to ask is 'after a hard day at work, are is his hand going to smell like feet?'
Or what if he gets nervous on a date and his hands get sweaty.. are they going to reek too?
...and he's made it that much easier to put his foot in his mouth...
Where "thumbs up" is a euphemism for positivity, "toes-up" means something else entirely.
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