They're Holding Jesus Ransom!

Is it wrong to hold Jesus ransom to make a point about weiner poopie?

A Michigan woman, accused of leaving dog droppings around her neighborhood, found her Jesus statue missing with this note:

"We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents."

First of all, I'm curious to know if this note was written in crayon. That would make way more sense. I would guess that if an adult wrote this, they probably have as many brain cells as they do teeth. Secondly, "weiner poopie" makes me laugh.