Steal My Beauty :: Moisture Secrets

Running a day late because I've been out of my mind this week. Let's get right to it!


Aloe Vera Gel :: $9

I don't know if I need to say this every single week, but I'm a hot bitch on a budget. Word.

This product is a true beauty secret. Cooling aloe vera forms a protective barrier that helps retain moisture. Fruit of the Earth contains the highest concentrated amount of fresh Aloe Vera leaves on the market. Look for 100% gel with only aloe vera, no additives.

Allegedly, aloe vera gel promotes healing and has other medical properties. It's great right out of the shower, but most fabulous after shaving. Or course we all know aloe very helps relieve sunburn and rashes. It can be used all over for just about anything. Sometimes I put a little in my hair as conditioner. It's also said to treat acne.

The only drawback is that it's a bit juicy. You may want to only use it at night.

Besides, you want to protect your skin with SPF during the day.


Aveeno Face SPF 30 :: $10

Apply to the face, neck and any other exposed skin. Daily. Duh.

It always seems to me that people want some magic secret that delivers a desired result without any effort. It really doesn't work that way. Being smart is the secret. Use your head. To prevent sun damage and premature aging, use sunscreen. Daily. Seriously, it does not get easier than that.


Udderly Smooth :: $5

This is how I keep my udder so smooth. Ask anyone, they'll tell you I have the smoothest love handle in town!

As the name suggests, the original formula was applied to cow teats. Yee-haw!

Definitely a bit greasy, this is reserved for really dry skin problems. Like when my heels get about as dry as sandpaper after going too long without taking the pumice stone to them. Slather being a key and sexy word here, I cover the problem area with the creamy white udderly smooth and cover with sox.

Skin so soft, it's like buttah. Seriously.