Meme Thing

What's your name spelt backwards?
Sew. Sounds like a sexy Russian gymnast, or something.

What did you do last night?
Watched TeeVee

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Pictures from my camera. Or is that uploading?

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
No, but I often suggest it as a fun activity to small children

Last time you swam in a pool?
When I was in Costa Rica

What are you wearing?
Black Diesel fitted shirt with an open button top, Levis jeans and black puma shoes

How many cars have you owned?
First car, a park avenue -- wrecked by a snowplow; second car didn't last very long, traded for Oldsmobile when I graduated high school -- which I had through college and drove to Los Angeles before it got wrecked; had some little blue car but the transmission went out; bought a cheap Ford Escort that finally died after several small crash-ups; now I have a Jetta. I know, Jettas are gay! It seems like there should be at least one more totaled car I'm missing in there somewhere. I'm a good driver.

Type of music you dislike most?
Probably rap. I don't care how old or white this makes me sound, but I don't get a damn thing they're saying! Rappers make no sense.

Are you registered to vote?
Uh, I guess? I honestly don't know it makes any difference who you vote for. The choices are all the same in the end

Do you have cable?
Hi-Def Digital satellite with DVR

What kind of computer do you use?
Dell laptop

Ever made a prank phone call?
Yes

You like anyone right now?
I hate everyone

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Doubtful. That's just asking for it and if you die it's your own stupid fault.

Furthest place you ever traveled?
I've been to the mutha fuckin' mountain top

What's your favorite comic strip?
Growing up it was always Garfield. Newspapers are extinct now.

Do u know all the words to the national anthem?
Nope

Shower, morning or night?
Usually a quick morning rinse and mid-day after workouts.

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Sweeny Todd was fun. And bloody

Favorite pizza toppings?
Mushrooms and black olives

Chips or popcorn?
Cheetos!

What cell phone provider do you have?
AT&T formerly Cingular

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I've smoked a lot of poles, but never a peanut

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
That would be unfair to the other contestants because they'd have no chance to win

Orange Juice or apple?
Apple

Whom were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Ernie, Norma, Victor this Saturday!

Favorite chocolate bar?
Any

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Does organically grown from Southern California count? Otherwise it was a long ass time ago on my grandfather's farm.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Hottest bitch alive, three years running

Favorite arcade game?
Double Dragon, now that's old school

Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes! I constantly wonder how I ever lived without my thigh-master.

Sprite or 7-UP?
Neither, I don't drink soda

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:
You mean like knee-high boots and a jock strap? Only on weekends…

Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
I don't shop there. CVS. And that would be an electric mini-heater fan

Ever thrown up in public?
Yes but not in front of people

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
With enough money, I can buy true love

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really. But yes. I fall in love at least twice a day with some random hottie passing by.

Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron?
Spongebob

Did you have long hair as a young kid?
Yes

What message is on your voicemail machine?
Huh?

Where would you like to go right now?
I would like to go smoke a bowl in my car right now. BRB

Whats the name of your pet?
Miss Chaos Kitty

What kind of backpack do you have, and what's in it?
Back…pack? I carry a man bag; or "murse" -- man purse. Single-strap, crosses over my chest diagonally. There's a ton of shit in there, including but no limited to batteries , Benadryl itch relief stick, parking gate pass and work ID card, Alka-Seltzer immunity boost tabs and dental floss.

What do you think about most?
Pleasuring myself