AdSense Can Suck My Balls

At the urging of several Internet gurus (bitches who blog for a living), I signed up for Google Ad Sense.

This was several weeks ago while I was still working out some of the kinks with the page design and publishing process so I could actually get everything to show up when and where it was supposed to. Every day from the point of sign up -- and I mean EVERY SINGLE DAY -- those adsense fuckers sent me an email requesting I get started right away and put the code on my site. I mean, every day! It was annoying me to no end.

Finally, I got tired of deleting that shit. Of course, the email was automatically generated by a "no-reply" address. I went to the adsense sight and contacted customer service directly. Well, as directly as you can contact any customer service in these modern times. I told them in my most explicit and improper language that I'd put up their code when I was God dammed well and ready, and to get off my fucking back.

They never replied, but the emails stopped. Immediately.

As you can see by the side bar, I eventually got around to putting the ads up.
So there.