That Damned New Guy

I thought this picture was a fun disgruntled-looking "grr" pic, then one of my buddies asked me if I'd been arrested recently.

He said "recently" as though it happens so often.

This morning, I was locked out of my own computer. That damned new guy! Grr! See, now the picture makes sense.

I work an extremely early shift, getting in around 5 a.m., which sucks but that's not part of the story, just kind of an aside. Anyways, that damned new guy takes over my station in the afternoons when I leave. Last night instead of logging out, he locked the computer. That meant I had to use another station, which is really annoying because none of my desktop settings are available when I have to do that. Unplugging the computer didn't occur to me. Five in the morning is not a time for thinking.

Since I'm talking about office people, get this. Now, it's not uncommon for people to crowd around any of the executive producers waiting for them to get off the phone so they can ask a question. This was the case yesterday, as I had a very simple question. I was first in queue. In fact, I was the only person standing there. Just then some bitch rushed ahead of me, cut me off and blurted out her question like I wasn't even there. "I had a question about that same story!" I said in my best Snippy Gay Voice.* "That's why I was standing here."

* other vocal selections include Excited Gay Voice and High-pitched Faggot Scream

I'm just kidding, anyone at work reading this, I love my job! Damn, it's only 9 AM. 'The Today Show' is doing an expose on the hidden danger of beauty. This is the life of an entertainment news editor. Yes, I get to watch TV at work, but its dumb crap like this: Disease Expose! You can get an infection at the spa!

Shocking.

Kill me now. Quick, before 'The View,' please!