Mystery Word: Choad

Choad is the Word of the Day.

What is a choad? Well, some random web site I was on today asked that question. I forgot to link it, sorry.

I could swear to Christ on a cracker this term means you're starting to pop a boner, getting wood, semi-hard; a soft-on. You get the idea.

My dumb ass had to comment, because in my furry little brain I clearly recall this movie where this guy said he had choad, meaning he was getting turned on. I admit, I believe this movie to be 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 2' and it was actually evil robot Bill that said he was getting "robot choad" but still. Somehow that is burned into my brain.

Except now I can't support this theory. I've Googled it all day to no avail. Honestly people, this is the ridiculous crap that spins around in my head.

According to Answers.com, "choad" is:
Synonym for penis, used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof.

They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't. —ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.

Isn't that nice?

Multiple urban dictionary entries claim "choad" is about size; a dick wider than it is long.

Final answer: To call someone a "choad" is basically calling them a big fat dick. If you're "getting choad" that means you’re getting aroused, or if you say "he had a total choad" it means the dick was short but thick.


p.s. -- The spelling "chode" is the past tense form of the English verb "chide", meaning "to loudly admonish in blame or to angrily reproach."

I hope you learned something today, I know I did.