Un-Edit

There are times I'm sensitive about my audience, like when I'm sober enough to remember that friends and family visit my web site regularly...

Meanwhile, since I'm starting fresh by moving the blog to my homepage and no longer using DiaryLand, I signed up for some potential ads and a bunch of other stuff to add here, some of which have content guidelines. This of course includes nudity and profanity. I began to edit myself.

It started by changing the title of my welcome post from "Fuck It" to "Damn it all to Hell." Both damn and hell are words you can use on the radio.

First of all, this site it not meant to be child friendly. There are parental controls and shit. Secondly, if young readers do find this page, it's not likely they will be offended by my language. Unless I'm using lame kiddy swears like "Damn" when I want to say "Fuck." That kind of repression is palpable and therefore lame. Lastly of course, this is my space and I'll say fucking mother fucker all the fuck I want. I mean, fuck.

Later, I labeled the Dragon Cock entry "NSFW" and linked to the image instead of showing a photo of puff the magic dragon within the post itself.

))Insert tape-rewinding sound effect here((

What the hell was I thinking? This is my creative space, who gives a fuck what anybody else thinks. So, all that changed and reverted back original form: potentially offensive, pornographic, and profane material -- perverting the world and rotting your brain! That's what we like here.

From this point on, I do solemnly swear NEVER to filter myself through the holy-crap-my-mom-reads-this-o-meter*. She already knows I'm terrible, and yet she keeps coming back for confirmation. Nothing I post here should be a shock to her. If I'm not embarrassed that my mom is reading this shit: a) I'm certainly not going to pussyfoot around for anonymous people who didn't birth me (and) b) I truly have no shame.
*meter description provided by GolfWidow

If that means I don't meet the approval of a particular ad service, blog ring or anything else, piss on them.

That's all the warning you get! Come to my site and you might get a face full of dragon cock! Full frontal, no apologies.